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my dad didn't have to flex this hard
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is my boyfriend broken
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I think I found “the one”
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it's all fun and games until
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I thought my GrubHub driver died for a second
7.
i sent my step dad my starbucks order & he only speaks spanish so he sent me a video of him practicing saying it... & thought i had to share it with y’all 💀💀
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I love (hate) Grindr and all things having to do with men.
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the text my brother just sent me:
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My mom has my car for today and texted me this 😹
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I’ve been thinking about this all day... #Tinder #Dating #Toronto
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Answering my email on Onlyfans ❤️💋
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This is still the funniest text I’ve ever gotten from my mom
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My mom’s starting to overdo it with the emojis and also WHAT
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uni: u need to start attending lectures me:
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Some asshat from high school just texted me, I was gonna ignore it but this is way more fun.
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how do u close instagram dm’s
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I don't understand gay people anymore
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This is how u slide into dms
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i got this dm at fucking 12:30 this morning and i’m still thinking about it
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@isnortnyquil
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Brooo we did the emoji challenge in my group chat and I’m cryinggg watch til the end 😂😂😂
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Nobody: Guy I haven’t talked to in 6 months:
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Exactly why men ain’t shit
