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My mom’s starting to overdo it with the emojis and also WHAT
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You’ve heard of the bees knees but have you heard of
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me: [naked and confused] w-which hole tho? spongebob: i don’t give a fuck just do it
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zayn malik 4 years ago
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Y’ALL THIS IS MY FAMILY GROUP CHAT SOMEONE PLEASE DIG MY GRAVE
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something wrong with my cousin
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Brooo we did the emoji challenge in my group chat and I’m cryinggg watch til the end 😂😂😂
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Nobody: That one IKEA mirror everyone owned in college: ) ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ) ( (
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Me: Husband, please stop leaving empty wrappers on the kitchen surface. Husband:
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I hate this house. One of the kids ate my wing and tried to replace that shit 😒😒
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Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.” Me: “ok” Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
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Been using a hyaluronic acid moisturizer all week and I SWEAR I’m aging backward already. The first pic is me on Monday. The second is me right now
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thought i saw a model in my bedroom when i left the shower but i realized it was just a mirror
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Google Maps: It will take 17 minutes to walk to your destination. A gay pedestrian:
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GAYS CANNOT BE TEACHERS... PLEASE YOUR FOURTH GRADERS ARE TRYING TO DO THEIR WORK BEHIND YOU
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My mom let my brother choose a place to take senior pics, he decided on a 4 for $4