Buzz·Posted on Nov 24, 201823 Tweets From This Week That'll Have You In Stitches"Apparently it's 'rude' to ask the parents of a kid on a leash if it was a rescue...SMH."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 🦇 Ekimmara 🦇 @carson__hudson Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is. 04:55 AM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim I am thankful that I’m hotter now than I was in high school and that technology has evolved in a way that makes it easy to remind all the people who wronged me of this fact. 04:54 PM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ana @lliltechdeck Wow apparently it's "rude" to ask the parents of a kid on a leash if it was a rescue... SMH lol 09:22 PM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. bambi ツ @alxbmfrd me leaving the girls i just met in the club to go and find my friends 05:12 PM - 17 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 💫🌟 donate to abortion funds 🌟💫 @queenozymandias My uncle on my Italian side got one of the DNA tests done and it turns out they're not Italian and everyone in my family is having a mental breakdown 03:14 AM - 23 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. stephen ossola @stephenossola my relatives while i’m explaining what i do for a living 05:59 PM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. gobble gobble gobruisey @Bruisey Ran into your boyfriend at Lowe’s 08:57 PM - 22 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙠-𝙁𝙞𝙡-𝘼 🎄 @nicksonr_ Someone: “Wyd” 6th Grade Me: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Me: “Texting you :) “ 11:26 PM - 21 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Julia Moore @JuliaMoore179 i told my little brother that it was fine if we didn’t get ice cream and he said “are you sure? i looked it up online and it said when girls say they’re fine they’re not” 09:52 PM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. franki⚡️ @frvnki I was today years old when I found out the middle row in a package of Oreos was actually for salsa😳‼️🤷🏻♀️ 12:13 AM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. nu @nonnaay_ When u hit yo pinky toe on the bed rail 💀 08:48 PM - 21 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. saskia @silvermilk_ Didn’t see my boyfriend for like a week and when we sat down to eat at this restaurant he pulls out a bit of paper and said “ I had so much tea to spill that I didn’t want to forget any details” lmaooooo 10:45 AM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder 06:54 PM - 23 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. John Marsz @johnmarsz12 Here’s how to tip: Bill: $45.15 Move decimal to the left: $4.515 Take it back now, yall: $45.15 One hop this time: $451.5 One hop this time: $4515. Tip: $4,515 Total bill: $4560.16 If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to go out to eat. 09:31 PM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖆 @_nicroyx OMG in town a woman was walking a tiny wee chihuahua and I heard her say to it ‘come on Tracey move out the way’ :)))) TRACEY 05:16 PM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. THOMAS @thomasXCX_ Me hitting a car to Shallow is the ultimate thrill <3 06:53 AM - 21 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Insta: a.ly.si.a @alysia_monet Me: I hate country music Rascal Flatts: "Life is a highhhwaayyy" Also me: 11:31 PM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Peach @KayleighBudd Me: hi Girl who wore sneakers to prom: 04:19 AM - 16 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. gym leader khy 👲🏽 @itsKhyamii *gets hit by a car* passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?” me: “Please... I need my... phone” *opens Twitter* me: “LMFAOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT” 08:53 PM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Gray Marie @autumn_wilder Me trying to make a baby laugh... *What the baby really sees 09:23 PM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. ᴀᴜsᴛᴏɴ ᴘᴜɢʜ @itsaustonpugh I don’t want to end the year on bad terms with anyone... So apologize to me. 06:47 AM - 23 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Gekyume 👽 @__lvnv When you drop your keys right before unlocking the door after you had a stressful day 02:59 AM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. baby kay @wtvrkaylee i did this in middle school she isnt special https://t.co/L77Q3kneV2 09:13 AM - 17 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite