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19 Tweets From This Week I Guarantee You'll Die Laughing At

"You ever flex on rich people by only paying the $80 application fee to get into UCLA?"

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Why does my dad use this nice ass thermos TO KEEP HIS BURRITOS WARM

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My three year old thinks he is ACTUALLY British thanks to Peppa Pig. The other day he mentioned how he hadn't seen a neighbor boy outside in awhile and said "Perhaps he's on holiday." 💀

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socrates: to do is to be plato: to be is to do scooby: do be do

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Lori Loughlin: please my daughter she’s very dumb

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You ever flex on rich people by only paying the $80 application fee to get into UCLA?

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I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.

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Coworker: “hey can you take my shift?” Me: “of course!” Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday Ik it’s kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift? Coworker : sorry it’s my dogs half birthday otherwise I totally would ://

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Today I discovered Creed and I use the same neighborhood dispensary so you know that shit good

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this is how ice cream sandwiches are made. still hungry?

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My mom got on the Jumbotron and acted a fool🤦🏾‍♂️😂

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When I mix my different groups of friends on my birthday https://t.co/iCwvZQ1e86

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uni: u need to start attending lectures me:

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16 year old me: i can’t wait until i’m older life is gonna be so fun me now:

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Babies stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight https://t.co/gN0KUtDPjp

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felicity huffman's daughter getting a 900 on the math

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me texting “fuck you” to someone i barely know and kind of like

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Do airpods Not have wires Because we are scared Of connection? - Rupi Kaur

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