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    19 Funny AF Tweets From This Week

    "This weather went from 90 to 65 like it saw a state trooper."

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    Me applying at UT Austin after I hear Matthew McConaughey is going to be a professor:

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    “Yeahhhh i’m saying doe what would of happened if I️ would’ve gave you a extra chicken sandwich😏”

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    He’s been peeing like this since he was a pup... he’s 9

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    Here’s Kanye West looking at my mom while she takes a picture of him

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    My grandpa didn’t think she would do it JAJAJAJA

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    8 inch dicks 8 inch dicks in porn in real life

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    Y’all had me hype. What is this geometry⁉️ Out here w my protractor..

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    noooo unblock me let’s be toxic again you’re so sexy ahaha

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    me trying to force my friends to go out drinking with me for the fifth night in a row

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    she’ll text u back bro she’s just doing her euphoria makeup

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    'no worries if not!' I type, with full knowledge that, if not, I will worry

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    she left me for a guy who can play the orange button on guitar hero

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    my Uber driver waiting for me and my friends, seeing our stumbling asses trying to find the car, praying we’re not who they have to pick up

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    This weather went from 90 to 65 like it saw a state trooper

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    i want a husband. i’m tired of telling 20 guys how my day went

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