Buzz·Posted on Aug 31, 201919 Funny AF Tweets From This Week"This weather went from 90 to 65 like it saw a state trooper."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Bridget @BridgetBundy Me applying at UT Austin after I hear Matthew McConaughey is going to be a professor: 10:12 PM - 28 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. I make wigs @tiffany_lenice “Yeahhhh i’m saying doe what would of happened if I️ would’ve gave you a extra chicken sandwich😏” 07:40 PM - 24 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. Jay @jayyy_89 He’s been peeing like this since he was a pup... he’s 9 03:35 AM - 29 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. LA ROSALÍA! @ughwhtevr I can’t stop watching this omg 08:36 AM - 28 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. KAYLA @Martens_kayla Here’s Kanye West looking at my mom while she takes a picture of him 10:44 PM - 24 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. analy👑 @analyflores42 My grandpa didn’t think she would do it JAJAJAJA 12:19 AM - 22 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. dani @dontdoitdani 8 inch dicks 8 inch dicks in porn in real life 02:33 PM - 30 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. Alyson Stoner @AlysonStoner Y’all had me hype. What is this geometry⁉️ Out here w my protractor.. 11:38 PM - 27 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ℤ oë ♡🧸 @zxsnchz noooo unblock me let’s be toxic again you’re so sexy ahaha 04:39 AM - 23 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. pretty ricky @rickyhettinger me trying to force my friends to go out drinking with me for the fifth night in a row 12:27 AM - 29 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mt. Obey @mtobey 01:13 AM - 22 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. James @CaucasianJames she’ll text u back bro she’s just doing her euphoria makeup 03:20 AM - 28 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. martha knight @marthonite 'no worries if not!' I type, with full knowledge that, if not, I will worry 02:35 PM - 27 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 𝖈𝖚𝖒 𝖒𝖆𝖓 @cake_hoarder she left me for a guy who can play the orange button on guitar hero 12:16 AM - 28 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ¿alex? @hoemoticon my Uber driver waiting for me and my friends, seeing our stumbling asses trying to find the car, praying we’re not who they have to pick up 06:31 PM - 27 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Tony @tonysejdiraj This weather went from 90 to 65 like it saw a state trooper 03:16 PM - 26 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. sabrina @sabrinawxm i want a husband. i’m tired of telling 20 guys how my day went 04:08 AM - 28 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite If you want to read some more hilarious tweets, we've got a bunch here!