It's been quite a while since we all began quarantining to contain the coronavirus. Since then, there's been a bunch of amazing tweets that help distract from this pretty shitty situation. Here are some new ones. Treat yourself to a laugh or two.
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2020 is so fucking wild that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs and it’s barely news.
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Long as my job have tissue my house has tissue 🙃🤷🏾♀️
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Can’t wait to walk down the aisle 😍
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Kids cough like this but you wanna open up schools????
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Weekly screen time numbers just came in
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None of your emails are finding me well
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How is everyone getting their mirrors out into the back garden without a family member laughing at them
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Has this one been done already? Cuz I’m feeling it. Always.
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i can't believe school used to start at 8am and i actually went
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I’m advising that we cut the murder hornets subplot. We don’t need it to enhance the stakes, the running story line is already dramatic enough, and it’s just one absurdity too many.
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Ocean city: *opens* A fuck load of people: *go out* The coronavirus: I'm about to end this man's whole career
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i asked a woman who was standing too close to me in line at home depot to give me 6 ft of space. she laughed and said “HA i’ll give you some fucking space” and is now like 15 ft behind me, thinking she won and not realizing that is my absolute best case scenario
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My neighbors are bored as FUCK!!!
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My great aunt’s petty ass told my mom to come outside for a birthday surprise and didn’t even slow down
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How I used to begin work emails: Hi! How I begin work emails now:
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maybe were the problem
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Me on zoom with my friends talking about our day on April 67th https://t.co/1NWWRPKp1U
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i miss seeing people i know out in public and avoiding them at all costs