Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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My brain when things are going too well
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Dogs are always vibing
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I CANT BELIEVE I MADE A CUSTOMER GET IN THE VIDEO OMG
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man i be overthinking these
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Normalize telling old men what the fuck is up when staring for too long
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everyone who was a child as a kid is an adult now
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why this perc speaking spanish lmao
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Son.... the way they snatched him up 😂😂😭😂
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my boyfriend trying to be supportive
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The Art The Artists
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I keep saying ‘it is what it is’ but what even is it
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god I miss comparing hand sizes with a man who doesn’t care if I live or die
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men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom
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I’m gonna start telling men “I know a place” and then drop them off at a therapist.
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just found out that 51 is divisible by 17 i feel fucking sick i can’t breathe
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My mom said “gay rights!” but also forgot what year it is.
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me opening this app for the day n never leaving
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When the smartest person in the class crying cus she got a 98 and you made a 47 https://t.co/ZSh9AH4yB0
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why do I even have the impulse to tweet things like "chocolate covered almonds did what they had to do" like what is this illness