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    Just 19 Funny Tweets From This Weekend Only

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    Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.

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    My brain when things are going too well

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    I CANT BELIEVE I MADE A CUSTOMER GET IN THE VIDEO OMG

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    Normalize telling old men what the fuck is up when staring for too long

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    everyone who was a child as a kid is an adult now

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    why this perc speaking spanish lmao

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    Son.... the way they snatched him up 😂😂😭😂

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    my boyfriend trying to be supportive

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    I keep saying ‘it is what it is’ but what even is it

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    god I miss comparing hand sizes with a man who doesn’t care if I live or die

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    men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom

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    I’m gonna start telling men “I know a place” and then drop them off at a therapist.

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    just found out that 51 is divisible by 17 i feel fucking sick i can’t breathe

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    My mom said “gay rights!” but also forgot what year it is.

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    me opening this app for the day n never leaving

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    When the smartest person in the class crying cus she got a 98 and you made a 47 https://t.co/ZSh9AH4yB0

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    why do I even have the impulse to tweet things like "chocolate covered almonds did what they had to do" like what is this illness

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