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A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS: Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe Man #2: No it’s a chippy chip
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Good afternoon to this instagay couple who had a breakup photo shoot ONLY
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how my schoolwork looks at me when i yawn at 9:35PM https://t.co/bQ54pA1KnY
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customer: I’m in a rush can you please be quick me:
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Nobody: Me being dramatic for no reason:
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me walking into the same coffee shop every day to get my same order of iced coffee from the same employees who see me 7 times a week
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No one: Girls with low iron and vitamin D
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day drinking will have you sending “you up?” texts at 8pm
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Any man over the age of 40: “Hi-“ Me:
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Me after barely cleaning my room but lighting a candle when I’m done: https://t.co/lxcL7xUVXP
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me in the crypts of winterfell running away from robb stark’s headless wight body
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hillary clinton your silence on dr. pepper’s gender is deafening
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My dad bought his laptop from a teen and refuses to remove the stickers
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i miss being 12. all i did was talk back and download every computer virus known to man
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Me: On my way! Actually me: