Buzz·Posted on Dec 22, 201819 Tweets From This Week That Are Hilarious AF"True Life: I Might Have Come In Late But I'm Leaving On Time."by Ryan SchocketBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ᴀᴜsᴛᴏɴ ᴘᴜɢʜ @itsaustonpugh when i put "👀👀👀" this is what i really mean 02:35 AM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Karen Howell @karenehowell Just a note to anyone shopping for Kate Hudson this holiday season. She doesn’t need any more cutting boards. 02:00 PM - 17 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. c a t @filmgloss thought i’d share this masterpiece 08:37 PM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Bono @ ɪᴍᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ ғᴜʀʙʏᴏsᴀ 🚚 @SomersetSews Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! 10:28 AM - 20 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. yasmeen @yasmeentxt me pushing myself to leave my comfort zone 06:51 PM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. gregg @Gregggyboy Dudes named James have so much pressure at an early age. Will they stick with the nerdy name james, or go by the business casual name Jim, or the sporty outgoing Jimmy, or the feminine gentle name Jamie, or be super goofy and go by Jimbo 06:45 PM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Joe Organa @justsaynotojoe Every Emma Roberts character https://t.co/C0gGokzZk2 03:44 AM - 21 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. mira @beebinch Sharknado, but then make it fashion 06:18 PM - 18 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Lieutenant @L__7UP Me not being sure where life is taking me but I'm still enjoying the ride 07:23 AM - 21 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Magnolia Ricky @_Rickeh True Life: I Might Have Come In Late But I'm Leaving On Time. 09:59 PM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. salem stan account @roscoegato If you had a gel pen in elementary school, you’re 100% gay now 12:31 AM - 21 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Ian Laking @IHLaking that is some remarkable commitment for an incredibly niche market 📀 08:16 PM - 20 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. lesley lozano :)) @lesleyyloz my sister was at the hospital, so instead of being all sad this is us trying to make the best of bad situations. 😂❤️ 03:23 AM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. dmub bicht @imverysupergay *Gasolina by Daddy Yankee starts playing* friend: NO DON- me: 07:56 PM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Fern 🌿 @caprienplush this was in the plush group on fb 09:54 PM - 19 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Morgan Bowling @morganJbowling She’s a fierce one, miss Grinch 02:32 AM - 17 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Yerelyn @spanishbarbie22 Lmfao should i whoop him now or later 11:42 PM - 20 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. White Dad in Training @t_yamz Jersey is really wild lmfao 12:16 PM - 20 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. guera @kelsieesquibel I followed my ex’s new girl on IG to peep what she look like & this bitch changed the caption on one of her pictures to “Hi Kelsie” LMAOOOOOO I’m crine 10:08 PM - 17 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite