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why did teachers always put ur name on the board when u laughed or talked in class ?? lmao free clout ??
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Cause she say I never post her 🙄
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my boyfriend got into my car and 5 minutes later my younger sister said... “I just think it’s funny how you haven’t complimented my very beautiful sister who spent time doing her makeup and picking out her outfit yet” someone tell her to relax 😂😭
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When 'Sweet Caroline' comes on at a bar
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babysitting tonight. we were both peacefully drawing. went to the bathroom for 30 seconds. “i drew her a new face!”
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Everyone feel free to roast my roommate who thought oatmeal cookies are just baked oatmeal
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I tried to bottom today. This is my story.
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my mom telling me about one time my dad cheated on her; “I got so fucking mad that i let him think o was out of town and i knew he was going to invite his girlfriend over and they would be plastered so i drove around and waited until they were asleep and i cut her eyelashes off-
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List of weapons formed against me that can prosper https://t.co/uzXKElrGVg
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me trying to learn the renegade https://t.co/FtKkG7XOSs
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me adding lol on a serious message https://t.co/ZrPQQqnDyB
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Y’all checking Snapchat while on the aux... come on bro. lets be professional. Please.
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5 year old me looking at my mums shopping list and adding “toys” onto it thinking she won’t realise https://t.co/7BEZFz1YI6
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Steve Irwin woulda been 58 today
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going out for the night, won’t need this
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My AirPods disconnected and all my homies heard me listening to Big Time Rush
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gwen stefani was right. don’t speak