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17 Tweets From This Week That I Legit Laughed At, Not Even Kidding

"Ghosted in october? How festive."

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went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter

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I don't usually yell at my kids. But he deserved it.

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When your parents tired of you drinking their shit.. after many warnings and ensult talk.

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what idiot called it a "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo" and not "trick or treatment"

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We have a chicken at work and it loves attacking me when I let it out

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My first cold brew of the day to my digestive system and emotional stability

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me setting up a playlist for a 5 minute shower

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