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In middle school when girls would text each other “will you dress up with me tomorrow” this is what they meant
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British ppl be having sex like “mmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on”
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There are no coincidences
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Wow good for her
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Where we're going, we don't need WiFi
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actually i think i’m gonna sit this one out. i’ll see y’all in 2020
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omg my mom just sent me this video dlekdjsospsllanaa my dog closes her eyes and pretends she’s not there i’m dead
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I told my dad to hit my juul... this was his reaction
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i want to marry someone as funny as me. imagine we both laughing because we forgot to pick the kids up from school
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tonight my abuelita whispered, “I want to show you the most beautiful girl in the world,” solemnly leading me to a table packed with old family photos. with one, shaky finger, she pointed, slowly, to a photo... of herself this is the energy i’m carrying with me into the new year
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Jesus Christ would you look at the time
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Me: “I met a boy!” *Two days later* Friend: “How’s that boy?” Me:
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Most memorable college experience so far: witnessing an attempted murder
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Congratulations on being the worst part of trail mix. https://t.co/2rwaA1AxVC
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me going back to school after break https://t.co/qUci67lp5i
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Hello clarice
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this is it. the best tik tok video.