1. This Louisiana AF text:
My mom texted me that my brother got a new pet and i never seen anything more Louisiana than this shit
2. This eyelash mishap:
My mom has my car for today and texted me this 😹
3. This Tinder message:
I’ve been thinking about this all day... #Tinder #Dating #Toronto
4. This fan mail:
Answering my email on Onlyfans ❤️💋
5. This mom meme moment:

6. This rude but funny exchange:

7. This person's legend of an ex:
we stan a legend
8. This group chat:
UPS accidentally started a group thread of my whole neighborhood and we have decided to start a band
9. This romantic energy:
This energy>>>>>>
10. This ~typo~"
Oh okay thank god
11. And this Grindr moment:
Everyone is cute enough to ignore this guy
12. This landlord's interesting request:
Message from a landlord, "don't cook meals in the kitchen"
13. This offer:

14. This review:
Everyone who works in customer service should legally be allowed to fight one customer a year.
15. This apathetic mom:
This is still the funniest text I’ve ever gotten from my mom