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    13 Tweets With An Unexpected Ending

    Love these tweets.

    1. This puzzle:

    The first guess from one of my 1st graders was β€œdeath” and such an awed, somber, reflective hush fell over the class that I didn’t want to tell them that actually the answer is the letter e, which just seemed so banal in the moment

    2. This order:

    3. This mixup:

    Today I thought I saw a woman dressed as a handmaid about to jump from a building. I called 911.

    4. This new friendship:

    I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

    5. This great find:

    wow this actually works. i found $20 in my mans wallet πŸ™πŸ½

    6. This embarrassing moment:

    So I’m on the phone with the IT guy and he have a real nice voice I’m going on my computer to look him up to see his face...completely forgetting he remote into my computer so he can see what I’m doing πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

    7. This jokester:

    7yr old: Mum, what happens if you eat lots of tinsel? Me: probably emergency surgery to prevent obstruction somewhere in your digestive system. 7yr old: *blank face* *small voice* you get tinselitis.

    8. This hopefully untrue story:

    me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier sperm bank employee: what glass of milk me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk sperm bank employee: oh my god me: what sperm bank employee: you drank my glass of milk

    9. This review:

    Man, this pet store review is bleak.

    10. This group name:

    My Jewish hip-hop a capella group has been getting a lot of meetings here in LA but they mostly end in disappointment when it becomes clear we’re not at all what the network execs who set the meeting were expecting. Anyway we’re available for gigs and we’re called Shanda Rhymes.

    11. This burn:

    12. This unknown ending:

    13. And finally, this ultimate plot twist:

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