The Top 10 Babies In My Baby Fight Club

I run a baby fight club and these are the current top ten babies.

1. 10. Hank Stank

Record: 9 Wins, 11 Losses
Finishing Move: The Stinky Pinky

2. 9. Bitch Salad

Record: 10 Wins, 9 Losses, 1 Tie
Finishing Move: Tossed Salad and Scrambled Brains

3. 8. Dr. Asshole

Record: 11 Wins, 9 Losses
Finishing Move: The Metlife Knife

4. 7. Mark “The Spew” Chew

Record: 12 Wins, 8 Losses
Finishing Move: The Spew

5. 6. The Baltimore Butcher

Record: 13 Wins, 6 Losses, 1 Tie
Finishing Move: The Juice Box

6. 5. Kelly Ripa

Record: 14 Wins, 6 Losses
Finishing Move: Hope & Faith

7. 4. Baby Charles Manson

Record: 15 Wins, 5 Losses
Finishing Move: The Family

8. 3. Gnarles Fuckley

Record: 16 Wins, 4 Losses
Finishing Move: The Stranger

9. 2. Bobby Booby

Record: 18 Wins, 2 Losses
Finishing Move: The Death Nipple

10. 1. Mafisto the Large Dicked

Record: 20 Wins, 0 Losses
Finishing Move: Dante’s Inferno

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