So you see this and you think... No, no way could "firstable" actually be a thing.
But it is. "Firstable" is becoming a thing.
And it gets worse. "Secondable" is also becoming a thing...
Luckily, "thirdable" hasn't caught on just yet. But we aren't far away, people!
According to Twitter tracker Topsy, "firstable" has been used 96 times in the last month.
There's still time to turn the tide on this! But we have to act fast; it's already spread to Instagram.