So you see this and you think... No, no way could "firstable" actually be a thing.

But it is. "Firstable" is becoming a thing.
Just heard someone say "firstable" instead of "first of all."
@liveonTEMPO FIRSTABLE, EXCUSE HIM?! WHO ASKED HIM?!
firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable
@tacobellperrie Firstable how do u know it was misset who tweeted?
@punk_tart okay, firstable, why would you make this information pubic?
firstable, i'm a very clean eater fuck u
firstable no way in hell am i writing a long ass dissertation and reading it in front of 3 people who decide if I get a PhD or not
Firstable I'm the realest
And it gets worse. "Secondable" is also becoming a thing...

@heyitsshandi @kirinari_ okay firstable, shandi you should be used to this by now. secondable, NANI TAKE A HIKE.
firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable
Luckily, "thirdable" hasn't caught on just yet. But we aren't far away, people!
@MrTepe24 Firstable Playoff game don't think so, secondable hell yea Gasol MVP of the game, Thirdable Sorry Odom and @Lakers #FTW
According to Twitter tracker Topsy, "firstable" has been used 96 times in the last month.
