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    Nov 12, 2014

    People Are Actually Writing The Word "Firstable" Online Instead Of "First Of All"

    What has the internet done to our brains?

    So you see this and you think... No, no way could "firstable" actually be a thing.

    But it is. "Firstable" is becoming a thing.

    Just heard someone say "firstable" instead of "first of all."

    Nicola Foti@soundlyawakeFollow

    Just heard someone say "firstable" instead of "first of all."

    7:53 PM - 29 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    @liveonTEMPO FIRSTABLE, EXCUSE HIM?! WHO ASKED HIM?!

    #MINOMG / $HOEBOX@ybaebygirlFollow

    @liveonTEMPO FIRSTABLE, EXCUSE HIM?! WHO ASKED HIM?!

    5:36 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable

    todd le@anti_gravi_teaFollow

    firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable

    10:25 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    @tacobellperrie Firstable how do u know it was misset who tweeted?

    LIAM JAMES PAYNE@MoohBooFollow

    @tacobellperrie Firstable how do u know it was misset who tweeted?

    1:22 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    @punk_tart okay, firstable, why would you make this information pubic?

    jamie@okayalrightyeahFollow

    @punk_tart okay, firstable, why would you make this information pubic?

    2:42 PM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    firstable, i'm a very clean eater fuck u

    firstable no way in hell am i writing a long ass dissertation and reading it in front of 3 people who decide if I get a PhD or not

    chocolate milk god@yalesaleFollow

    firstable no way in hell am i writing a long ass dissertation and reading it in front of 3 people who decide if I get a PhD or not

    7:46 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    And it gets worse. "Secondable" is also becoming a thing...

    @heyitsshandi @kirinari_ okay firstable, shandi you should be used to this by now. secondable, NANI TAKE A HIKE.

    TEY IS A SCRUB@jeesuckitFollow

    @heyitsshandi @kirinari_ okay firstable, shandi you should be used to this by now. secondable, NANI TAKE A HIKE.

    12:00 AM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable

    todd le@anti_gravi_teaFollow

    firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable

    10:25 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Luckily, "thirdable" hasn't caught on just yet. But we aren't far away, people!

    @MrTepe24 Firstable Playoff game don't think so, secondable hell yea Gasol MVP of the game, Thirdable Sorry Odom and @Lakers #FTW

    Alfred Roldan@Jid3Follow

    @MrTepe24 Firstable Playoff game don't think so, secondable hell yea Gasol MVP of the game, Thirdable Sorry Odom and @Lakers #FTW

    12:38 AM - 23 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    According to Twitter tracker Topsy, "firstable" has been used 96 times in the last month.

    There's still time to turn the tide on this! But we have to act fast; it's already spread to Instagram.

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