People Are Actually Writing The Word "Firstable" Online Instead Of "First Of All"
What has the internet done to our brains?
So you see this and you think... No, no way could "firstable" actually be a thing.

But it is. "Firstable" is becoming a thing.
Just heard someone say "firstable" instead of "first of all."
Nicola Foti@soundlyawakeFollow
Just heard someone say "firstable" instead of "first of all."
7:53 PM - 29 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
@liveonTEMPO FIRSTABLE, EXCUSE HIM?! WHO ASKED HIM?!
#MINOMG / $HOEBOX@ybaebygirlFollow
@liveonTEMPO FIRSTABLE, EXCUSE HIM?! WHO ASKED HIM?!
5:36 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable
todd le@anti_gravi_teaFollow
firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable
10:25 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
@tacobellperrie Firstable how do u know it was misset who tweeted?
LIAM JAMES PAYNE@MoohBooFollow
@tacobellperrie Firstable how do u know it was misset who tweeted?
1:22 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
@punk_tart okay, firstable, why would you make this information pubic?
jamie@okayalrightyeahFollow
@punk_tart okay, firstable, why would you make this information pubic?
2:42 PM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
firstable, i'm a very clean eater fuck u
Keep it crispy@therealslimktFollow
firstable, i'm a very clean eater fuck u
1:49 AM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
firstable no way in hell am i writing a long ass dissertation and reading it in front of 3 people who decide if I get a PhD or not
chocolate milk god@yalesaleFollow
firstable no way in hell am i writing a long ass dissertation and reading it in front of 3 people who decide if I get a PhD or not
7:46 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Firstable I'm the realest
Nate@connectiqueerFollow
Firstable I'm the realest
1:56 PM - 08 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
And it gets worse. "Secondable" is also becoming a thing...

@heyitsshandi @kirinari_ okay firstable, shandi you should be used to this by now. secondable, NANI TAKE A HIKE.
TEY IS A SCRUB@jeesuckitFollow
@heyitsshandi @kirinari_ okay firstable, shandi you should be used to this by now. secondable, NANI TAKE A HIKE.
12:00 AM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable
todd le@anti_gravi_teaFollow
firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable
10:25 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Luckily, "thirdable" hasn't caught on just yet. But we aren't far away, people!
@MrTepe24 Firstable Playoff game don't think so, secondable hell yea Gasol MVP of the game, Thirdable Sorry Odom and @Lakers #FTW
Alfred Roldan@Jid3Follow
@MrTepe24 Firstable Playoff game don't think so, secondable hell yea Gasol MVP of the game, Thirdable Sorry Odom and @Lakers #FTW
12:38 AM - 23 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite