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People Are Actually Writing The Word "Firstable" Online Instead Of "First Of All"

What has the internet done to our brains?

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But it is. "Firstable" is becoming a thing.

Just heard someone say "firstable" instead of "first of all."

Nicola Foti@soundlyawakeFollow

Just heard someone say "firstable" instead of "first of all."

7:53 PM - 29 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@liveonTEMPO FIRSTABLE, EXCUSE HIM?! WHO ASKED HIM?!

#MINOMG / $HOEBOX@ybaebygirlFollow

@liveonTEMPO FIRSTABLE, EXCUSE HIM?! WHO ASKED HIM?!

5:36 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable

todd le@anti_gravi_teaFollow

firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable

10:25 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@tacobellperrie Firstable how do u know it was misset who tweeted?

LIAM JAMES PAYNE@MoohBooFollow

@tacobellperrie Firstable how do u know it was misset who tweeted?

1:22 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@punk_tart okay, firstable, why would you make this information pubic?

jamie@okayalrightyeahFollow

@punk_tart okay, firstable, why would you make this information pubic?

2:42 PM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

firstable, i'm a very clean eater fuck u

firstable no way in hell am i writing a long ass dissertation and reading it in front of 3 people who decide if I get a PhD or not

chocolate milk god@yalesaleFollow

firstable no way in hell am i writing a long ass dissertation and reading it in front of 3 people who decide if I get a PhD or not

7:46 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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@heyitsshandi @kirinari_ okay firstable, shandi you should be used to this by now. secondable, NANI TAKE A HIKE.

TEY IS A SCRUB@jeesuckitFollow

@heyitsshandi @kirinari_ okay firstable, shandi you should be used to this by now. secondable, NANI TAKE A HIKE.

12:00 AM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable

todd le@anti_gravi_teaFollow

firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable

10:25 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Luckily, "thirdable" hasn't caught on just yet. But we aren't far away, people!

@MrTepe24 Firstable Playoff game don't think so, secondable hell yea Gasol MVP of the game, Thirdable Sorry Odom and @Lakers #FTW

Alfred Roldan@Jid3Follow

@MrTepe24 Firstable Playoff game don't think so, secondable hell yea Gasol MVP of the game, Thirdable Sorry Odom and @Lakers #FTW

12:38 AM - 23 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

There's still time to turn the tide on this! But we have to act fast; it's already spread to Instagram.

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