So you see this and you think... No, no way could "firstable" actually be a thing.

But it is. "Firstable" is becoming a thing.
Just heard someone say "firstable" instead of "first of all."
Nicola Foti@soundlyawakeFollow
Just heard someone say "firstable" instead of "first of all."
7:53 PM - 29 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
@liveonTEMPO FIRSTABLE, EXCUSE HIM?! WHO ASKED HIM?!
#MINOMG / $HOEBOX@ybaebygirlFollow
@liveonTEMPO FIRSTABLE, EXCUSE HIM?! WHO ASKED HIM?!
5:36 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable
todd le@anti_gravi_teaFollow
firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable
10:25 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
@tacobellperrie Firstable how do u know it was misset who tweeted?
LIAM JAMES PAYNE@MoohBooFollow
@tacobellperrie Firstable how do u know it was misset who tweeted?
1:22 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
@punk_tart okay, firstable, why would you make this information pubic?
jamie@okayalrightyeahFollow
@punk_tart okay, firstable, why would you make this information pubic?
2:42 PM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
firstable, i'm a very clean eater fuck u
Keep it crispy@therealslimktFollow
firstable, i'm a very clean eater fuck u
1:49 AM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
firstable no way in hell am i writing a long ass dissertation and reading it in front of 3 people who decide if I get a PhD or not
chocolate milk god@yalesaleFollow
firstable no way in hell am i writing a long ass dissertation and reading it in front of 3 people who decide if I get a PhD or not
7:46 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Firstable I'm the realest
Nate@connectiqueerFollow
Firstable I'm the realest
1:56 PM - 08 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
And it gets worse. "Secondable" is also becoming a thing...

@heyitsshandi @kirinari_ okay firstable, shandi you should be used to this by now. secondable, NANI TAKE A HIKE.
TEY IS A SCRUB@jeesuckitFollow
@heyitsshandi @kirinari_ okay firstable, shandi you should be used to this by now. secondable, NANI TAKE A HIKE.
12:00 AM - 08 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable
todd le@anti_gravi_teaFollow
firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable
10:25 PM - 11 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Luckily, "thirdable" hasn't caught on just yet. But we aren't far away, people!
@MrTepe24 Firstable Playoff game don't think so, secondable hell yea Gasol MVP of the game, Thirdable Sorry Odom and @Lakers #FTW
Alfred Roldan@Jid3Follow
@MrTepe24 Firstable Playoff game don't think so, secondable hell yea Gasol MVP of the game, Thirdable Sorry Odom and @Lakers #FTW
12:38 AM - 23 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
According to Twitter tracker Topsy, "firstable" has been used 96 times in the last month.
