"Where Is My Guinea" Is Your New Favorite Guinea Pig On Twitter

    He does so many things!

    He's super helpful. He sharpens pencils for you.

    Oh wow. I'm not sure how good guinea pigs are at washing cars but...

    He rides stuff too, like this mower.

    Or this chicken.

    He'll walk your dog for you.

    Or make dinner. Although, his sense of humor might be a little dark...

    He understands the importance of personal fitness.

    And makes some time to water the plants.

    And his ice cream parties are off the hook.