Buzz·Posted on Jun 12, 2012These Are 30 Of The Worst Songs Ever WrittenIf you click on this post and listen to these songs you will be very, very sad. You've been warned. Proceed with caution.by Ryan BroderickBuzzFeed News ReporterFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 30. Eagles - "Hotel California" View this video on YouTube youtube.com I don't care if this song is about a brothel or an insane asylum, or even an actual hotel, it doesn't matter. The hotel is lame and the song is totally stupid. 29. Carly Rae Jepsen - "Call Me Maybe" View this video on YouTube A lot of people are sick of this song. Which isn't the song's fault! But at the end of the day, no one's calling you. Stop asking. 28. Maroon 5 - "Moves Like Jagger" View this video on YouTube Adam Levine is modern pop music's greatest monster. 27. Fun. - "We Are Young" View this video on YouTube Kings Of Leon to Foster The People to Fun., they're the 2nd day leftovers of radio indie rock. No thank you. 26. Paris Hilton - "Stars Are Blind" View this video on YouTube Totally forgot Paris Hilton existed. Where's she been lately? Either way, her song was terrible. 25. Owl City - "Fireflies" View this video on YouTube When you consider the age of the guy from Owl City compared to the average age of his tween fans, this song has a really creepy vibe to it. Also, it's just a tremendously horrible song. 24. Lady Antebellum - "Need You Now" View this video on YouTube Let's group in all of pop country while we're at it. 23. UB40 - "Red Red Wine" View this video on YouTube This song was bad when it first came out, sure, but it has since somehow become even more terrible, and could be considered the official soundtrack of terrible barbecue cookouts everywhere. 22. The Offspring - "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" View this video on YouTube The whole late 90s spiked hair, hawaiian shirts, JNCO jeans skate culture was really disgusting looking back on it. 21. View this video on YouTube Sorry Green Day, this song is lame, and hearing it during every slideshow about graduation ever is even lamer. 20. Blind Melon - "No Rain" View this video on YouTube The bee girl made this song famous, sure, but cute bee girl or not, this song is annoying as all hell. 19. Black Eyed Peas - "My Humps" View this video on YouTube Ew. 18. Boston - "More Than A Feeling" View this video on YouTube This song is in the same category as "Hotel California," which is that it's terrible dad rock, belonging only in crappy car commercials or maybe used ironically at the end of a sitcom. 17. LMFAO - "Sexy And I Know It" View this video on YouTube The fact that LMFAO is popular makes you wonder if somebody put a ton of LSD in our national water supply doesn't it? 16. Crazy Town - "Butterfly" View this video on YouTube No song perfectly captures everything bad about everything like this song does. 15. Black Eyed Peas - "Don't Phunk With My Heart" View this video on YouTube The Black Eyed Peas are the soundtrack to every bar you've ever spent too much money on a beer at. 14. Spin Doctors - "Two Princes" View this video on YouTube Little known fact: If someone tells you in all seriousness that they like the Spin Doctors you're allowed to laugh at them in the face until you get tired of laughing at someone in the face. 13. Rihanna - "Umbrella" View this video on YouTube Ella-ella-ella eh eh eh ella-ella-ella eh eh eh ella-ella-ella eh eh eh. 12. Soulja Boy Tell 'Em - "Crank Dat" View this video on YouTube "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy is shockingly stupid, just unfathomably terrible in every conceivable way. 11. Billy Ray Cyrus - "Achy Breaky Heart" View this video on YouTube The only thing that can be said about Billy Ray Cyrus is that he's clearly made some kind of deal with the devil and we just have to have faith that eventually he'll pay for what he's done to our ears. 10. Eddie Murphy - "Party All The Time" View this video on YouTube This song is the Norbit of music. 9. Europe - "The Final Countdown" View this video on YouTube At first this song was kind of funny because it was so bad, but then it circled back around again and is just really bad again. The circle of life. 8. Daniel Powter - "Bad Day" View this video on YouTube I once saw Daniel Powter play this on American Idol when it was still on the top 20 charts and he looked just so absolutely disgusted with himself to be playing it. 7. Styx - "Come Sail Away" View this video on YouTube Styx's song "Come Sail Away" is so famously horrible that children grow up knowing about it's terribleness before even hearing the actual song. It's historical fact. 6. Train - "Hey, Soul Sister" View this video on YouTube The story is that the lead singer of Train wrote the lyrics to this song about a girl he saw on the internet from a photo album of pictures taken at Bonaroo. I prefer to think that the lead singer of Train is actual a millennia old demon that has awoken from his ancient sleep to sing songs that eventually end the world. 5. Lou Bega - "Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)" View this video on YouTube Lou Bega needs an STD test. He rattles off a lot of women's names and that really cannot be safe. 4. Mr. C The Slide Man - "Cha-Cha Slide" View this video on YouTube There's a circle of hell reserved for people who make their friends and family due this insipid dance at their weddings. 3. Baha Men - "Who Let The Dogs Out" View this video on YouTube It's hard to believe how terrible a song about cool dogs could be. 2. Nickelback - "Rockstar" View this video on YouTube It's hard to pick the exact worst Nickelback song. But perhaps "Rockstar" is the most unequivocally terrible of their catalog. If aliens came to earth and asked why everyone hates Nickelback so much, this song would be a perfect explanation. 1. Limp Bizkit - "Nookie" View this video on YouTube It should be against the law to be Fred Durst.