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Posted on Oct 30, 2015

This Is The Most Epic Netflix And Chill Story Ever

A cautionary tale starring Alfonso Ribeiro.

The following story was posted on Twitter by New Orleans-based rapper Markell "Burger" Simms. It's a powerful tale about the dark side of Netflix and chill.

"For some reason that day, I decided to look up Alfonso Ribeiro and found a whole bunch of photos and the story kinda came to me out of nowhere," Simms told BuzzFeed.

Read at your own risk.

when you're a whole 2hr 25mins into Netflix and Chill and you plotting your next move while she's in the bathroom

"maybe if i put on a movie with a sex scene in it... nahhhh"

"maybe if i turn off the wifi so it can buffer... yeah that shit could work... wait nah"

"maybe i should lay down in her spot and she gon come lay down too then imma touch her lower back..."

she on the phone making other plans in the bathroom you on the sofa like

you hear her say "iight come pick me up" by then you like this

she come back to the sofa you try to play it off when she tell you she about to leave you like "yeah?"

her ride pull up you walk her outside and you see a Camaro with tinted windows in front this you

5 hours pass you still awake it's 2:30am you listening to Bryson Tiller's "Don't" reflecting on the whole situation

you like imma lurk her instagram. she at a party posting hella pics smoking weed with that nigga that picked her up

you check her snapchat she in a bed but you know how her sheets look and thats not her sheets you rematching it like

you hurt at this point so you post this selfie to try to get her attention

nobody likes the selfie so you delete it now you in the living room with the lights and tv off like this

next time you see her you try to act like you ain't hurting inside you like "ayeeeeee wassup?"

then she hug you and you breakdown on the inside and almost lose it you like this

its 6 years later she wants to start a relationship. she has a newborn baby for that nigga and you think about it...

now you stuck with a baby that aint yours and she's making you wait 90 days for pussy because she has trust issues

Fin.

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