This is a McRib. It's the Corvette of fast food seasonal offers.
McRib season is like Christmas except better because instead of having a big meal with your family, you get to cram your face with oozing, delicious meat.
Well, according to this picture, which was posted on Imgur Monday, this what a McRib looks like right out of the box.
On the left: What the McRib feels like. One the right: The sad, horrible truth.
You know what they say, you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.