This is RIAA Vice President Jonathan Lamy
And this is MPAA Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Chris Dodd
Here's Chris Dodd hanging out with Odd Future
Chris Dodd and Jonathan Lamby surfing their favorite website together
Now they're watching the newest episode of Doctor Who on Megavideo
Now they're throwing a Grooveshark playlist party!
Look, they're making a mash-up remix on Ableton!
...and now they're suing your grandmother for downloading a Frank Sinatra song
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