1. This guy vomiting while he poops in a urinal at a Nets game.
2. This dad's Facebook comment.
3. This Sonic the Hedgehog inflation simulator.
4. This imagination of what Aladdin looks like under those pants.
5. This redditor's girlfriend who won't stop saying memes during sex.
6. These brony tributes to Joan Rivers and Robin Williams.
10. This guy's thumb that looks like a penis.
11. This picture of two ears.
13. The guy on 4chan who claimed he drugged and then had sex with a mountain lion.
14. The asymmetrical man-thong.
18. The kid who dumped his girlfriend using memes.
20. This guy's hand.
21. The Harry Styles vomit memorial.
22. Erotic Ebola fan art.
23. This video of a man playing the Adventure Time theme song on ukulele and then vomiting.
26. This Subway ad.
27. The agony and ecstasy of Alex from Target.
29. This dude's face.
32. This guy who only has one song on his iTunes and it's Linkin Park's "In the End" and he's listened to it 64,695 times.
35. This snapchat of a guy who brought his My Little Pony stuffed animal to class.
37. This sexy anime babe 9/11 fan art.
38. This tweet about an imaginative version of 9/11.
39. This Quora user who is contemplating giving up his daughter because she is deaf in one ear.
40. This guy's ear infection.
41. This wedding announcement.
42. This attachment that lets you have sex with your iPad.
43. The noises from this woman's demonstrations of the grapefruit blow job technique.
44. The after sex selfie trend.
47. This guinea pig otherkin who is concerned that Halloween appropriates otherkins.
48. This woman who married a bunch of cut-outs of One Direction.
49. The uncle of this baby and owner of this Japanese body pillow.
We're so sorry.
—Josh, Ryan, Cates, Katie