2. The 2013 Gathering Of The Juggalos infomercial is a fake newscast called “Hatchet Action News.”
4. For those Juggalos and Juggalettes interested in going to The Gathering, it’s Aug. 7–11 in Cave-In-Rock, Ill.
5. Much clown love, ninjas.
- Donald Trump is the last Republican standing. Ohio Gov. John Kasich has ended his presidential run 🇺🇸
- North Carolina's law blocking trans people from some restrooms violates U.S. civil rights, the Justice Dept. says.
- Alberta, Canada, has declared a provincial state of emergency over a massive fire near Fort McMurray. The area is under mandatory evacuation.