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This Little Girl's List About What To Do If Her Brother Disappears Is Both Adorable And Terrifying

"Hammer everything he loves."

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According to Ethan's mom, it was definitely a joke (more or less), and her daughter has a very dastardly sense of humor and doesn't ACTUALLY plan on attacking her brother with a hammer.

Ethan's Gone List

• Take Ethan's Bedroom
• Take his money
• Hammer his legos
• Sell blackbear
• Rip Minecraft poster
• Dye his carpet pink
• Hammer everything he loves.

In case you were curious, Blackbear is a stuffed animal.