This Little Girl’s List About What To Do If Her Brother Disappears Is Both Adorable And Terrifying

“Hammer everything he loves.”

1. This eight-year-old’s diabolical to-do list was posted on Reddit by her mom and it’s pretty fantastic.

2. According to Ethan’s mom, it was definitely a joke (more or less), and her daughter has a very dastardly sense of humor and doesn’t ACTUALLY plan on attacking her brother with a hammer.

Ethan’s Gone List

• Take Ethan’s Bedroom
• Take his money
• Hammer his legos
• Sell blackbear
• Rip Minecraft poster
• Dye his carpet pink
• Hammer everything he loves.

In case you were curious, Blackbear is a stuffed animal.

3. Joke or not, “Hammer Girl” has gone on to inspire some pretty killer fan art already.

4. Her mom said that Ethan’s hung up the list on his wall and thinks it’s pretty funny.

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Ryan Broderick is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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