3. The fake notices were printed on the high school’s official letterhead. It goes into pretty explicit detail about what the inspection would entail:
PLEASE NOTE: All Clitoris Piercings MUST be removed prior to inspection. Failre to remove before inspection will result in an automatic FAIL.
Students MUST complete a vagina inspection before the end of the year. The Traditional Midwestern “Pass/Fail” judging system will be used. SENIORS who do not pass an inspection before the end of the year WILL NOT GRADUATE.
5. The reactions have been similarly split on Twitter, with a lot of students just impressed the whole internet is talking about their school.
11. You can watch the whole local newscast here. It’s a little awkward because none of the anchors can say the word “vagina.”
- Italy is today observing a national day of mourning for the victims of Wednesday's earthquake. The death toll has climbed to 284.
- Donald Trump's campaign chief Stephen Bannon said "he doesn't like Jews," according to his ex-wife.
- Federal health officials have called for nationwide testing of all blood donations for the Zika virus.