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    Have You Noticed That Arianna Grande Always Looks Like She’s Politely Listening To A Very Bad Joke?

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    "What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment."

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    "A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."

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    "What is the karate expert's favorite beverage? Kara-tea."

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    "What does a wicked chicken lay? Deviled eggs."

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    "Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."

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    "What do you call an inflatable crazy person? A balloonatic."

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    "Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."

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    Two radio antennae got married. The wedding was OK... but the reception was great."

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    "I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me."

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    "Where does a general keep his army? In his sleevy."

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    "What's brown and sticky? A stick!"

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    "What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig? I wanna get a head!"

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    "Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad? His mummy."

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