1. The commercial comes on
2. You can almost taste it
3. And you decide you have to have it for dinner!
4. And then you finally get it and there’s only three chicken nuggets in it…
5. You’d know that mouse anywhere
6. Yes, Chuck E. Cheese is perfect!
7. It’s literally the most fun place on Earth
8. But then you get there and it’s empty and a bunch of games are broken…
9. On TV it looked so cool
10. You were going to build the world’s biggest pizza
11. You were going to go down in pizza making history
12. But they only gave you one packet of sauce…
13. You’re telling me Creepy Crawlers is a toy that makes more toys?
14. It’s an oven that makes bugs instead of food
15. Think of all the cool bugs you could make
16. Then it comes out of the oven like this…
17. No, you’re not falling for this one
18. Nope. No way. No kid could build that.
19. Ha, yeah sure, K’Nex
20. And this is as far as you ever got…
21. But there was one thing that never disappointed you
22. You got a cool toy
23. And you got to eat junk food your parents wouldn’t normally let you have
24. And you didn’t care that it looked gross, because it’s McDonald’s!
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