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    Awesome Stuff When You Were A Kid: Expectations Vs. Reality

    Aw, in the commercial it looked so much cooler!

    The commercial comes on

    You can almost taste it

    And you decide you have to have it for dinner!

    And then you finally get it and there's only three chicken nuggets in it...

    You'd know that mouse anywhere

    Yes, Chuck E. Cheese is perfect!

    It's literally the most fun place on Earth

    But then you get there and it's empty and a bunch of games are broken...

    On TV it looked so cool

    You were going to build the world's biggest pizza

    You were going to go down in pizza making history

    But they only gave you one packet of sauce...

    You're telling me Creepy Crawlers is a toy that makes more toys?

    It's an oven that makes bugs instead of food

    Think of all the cool bugs you could make

    Then it comes out of the oven like this...

    No, you're not falling for this one

    Nope. No way. No kid could build that.

    Ha, yeah sure, K'Nex

    And this is as far as you ever got...

    But there was one thing that never disappointed you

    You got a cool toy

    And you got to eat junk food your parents wouldn't normally let you have

    And you didn't care that it looked gross, because it's McDonald's!