If "Steel Magnolias" Were Made In 2014

    The original film was released 25 years ago — and just imagine how the weepy classic would be cast if it were made today.

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    by Ryan Creed

    BuzzFeed Staff

    RuPaul as Truvy Jones

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    The fiercest beauty shop owner in all of Louisiana.

    Jennifer Lawrence as Annelle Dupuy-Desoto

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    Because we want to hear her yell, "MY CONTACT!"

    Gwyneth Paltrow as Truvy and Blake Lively as Clairee

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    Because everyone needs a pair of lifestyle gurus in their lives to remind you to always wear a girdle.

    Mindy Kaling as "Ouiser" Boudreaux

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    Dishing out harsh truth and witty one-liners.

    Or maybe Lena Dunham should be Ouiser?

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    The nakedly honest friend that everyone has an opinion about.

    Taylor Swift as Clairee Belcher

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    Everyone's best friend, who's not afraid to say that sometimes you need to be hit...real hard.

    Kerry Washington as M'Lynn

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    To force-feed orange juice to anyone who needs it.

    Kim Kardashian as Shelby

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    Because she'll look beautiful in "blush" and "bashful."

    Bravolebrities as Everyone!

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    Because Andy Cohen knows exactly what we want to see.