He'll sacrifice himself, just to be part of the gang.
He's full of fun facts.
He's very polite.
He doesn't curse.
He's semi-aware of personal boundaries.
He doesn't hide his emotions.
He's painfully self aware.
Insults fly right over his head.
He'll always be the voice of reason.
He'll put out the small fires.
He can help any motivational speech.
He has quite the active social life.
He is full of questionable medical advice.
And he's always there to help
Always there to offer encouragement.
And though you may disappoint him
And you may even let him down
He'll always be there for you.
He just wants the best for you.
Your success is the only happiness he'll ever need.
Take your time, Jared is very patient.
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