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How To Become A Master Of None

Guide to ruling New York City under a very specific set of circumstances. [Mild Spoilers]

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The Four Horsemen (295 Grand St., Brooklyn)

When you’re in need of a first date spot that also happens to be owned by the dude from LCD Soundsystem.  Cheaper alternative: Alligator Lounge (600 Metropolitan Ave., Brooklyn) Free pizza with every drink!
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When you’re in need of a first date spot that also happens to be owned by the dude from LCD Soundsystem.

Cheaper alternative: Alligator Lounge (600 Metropolitan Ave., Brooklyn) Free pizza with every drink!

Westlight (111 N 12th St., Brooklyn)

If you’re looking to move to a rooftop bar and you’re also hoping to run into the son of Scatman John.Cheaper alternative: Alligator Lounge (600 Metropolitan Ave., Brooklyn). Free pizza with every drink!
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If you’re looking to move to a rooftop bar and you’re also hoping to run into the son of Scatman John.

Cheaper alternative: Alligator Lounge (600 Metropolitan Ave., Brooklyn). Free pizza with every drink!

Carbone (181 Thompson St., Manhattan)

When you need a high-end spot for your first dinner with your boss, even if he’s already had dinner.Cheaper alternative: Joey's Pepperoni Pizza (381 Broadway., Manhattan). Plain slices start at just $1
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When you need a high-end spot for your first dinner with your boss, even if he’s already had dinner.

Cheaper alternative: Joey's Pepperoni Pizza (381 Broadway., Manhattan). Plain slices start at just $1

Los Tacos No. 1 - Chelsea Market (75 9th Ave., Manhattan)

When your foodie boss asks you where to find the best tacos in New York City, there’s only one answer to guarantee a pastor pal for life. Cheaper alternative: Crocodile Lounge (325 E 14th St., Manhattan). Another place that will give you a free pizza with every drink!
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When your foodie boss asks you where to find the best tacos in New York City, there’s only one answer to guarantee a pastor pal for life.

Cheaper alternative: Crocodile Lounge (325 E 14th St., Manhattan). Another place that will give you a free pizza with every drink!

PDT (113 St Marks Pl., Manhattan)

When you’re looking for a cool, hip spot for a frigid second date where you can debate the virtues of sparkling versus flat water. Cheaper Alternative: 2 Bros Pizza (32 St. Marks Pl., Manhattan) Not terrific but if the date’s gonna be a bummer anyway, why not get $1 slices?
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When you’re looking for a cool, hip spot for a frigid second date where you can debate the virtues of sparkling versus flat water.

Cheaper Alternative: 2 Bros Pizza (32 St. Marks Pl., Manhattan) Not terrific but if the date’s gonna be a bummer anyway, why not get $1 slices?

Il Buco (47 Bond St., Manhattan)

Great place for a second date with someone who is totally against sharing her fish dish. Cheaper Alternative: Percy's Pizza (190 Bleecker St., Manhattan), $1 slices
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Great place for a second date with someone who is totally against sharing her fish dish.

Cheaper Alternative: Percy's Pizza (190 Bleecker St., Manhattan), $1 slices

Lucky's Famous Burgers (264 W. 23rd St., Manhattan)

When you're turned away from the club and just want to make new friends and hear some Vengaboys, Lucky's will be there for you.Cheaper Alternative: You're not gonna find one.
@onepeacepoet / Via Instagram: @onepeacepoet

When you're turned away from the club and just want to make new friends and hear some Vengaboys, Lucky's will be there for you.

Cheaper Alternative: You're not gonna find one.

Yuji Ramen (150 Ainslie St., Brooklyn)

Before your whole world falls apart, grab some brothless ramen with your boss / co-host / friend / all around good guy. Cheaper Alternative: consider heading back to the Alligator Lounge (600 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn). Free pizza with every drink!
@yujiramen_bk / Via Instagram: @yujiramen_bk

Before your whole world falls apart, grab some brothless ramen with your boss / co-host / friend / all around good guy.

Cheaper Alternative: consider heading back to the Alligator Lounge (600 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn). Free pizza with every drink!

Wilfie & Nell (228 W 4th St., Manhattan)

Comfortable and cozy spot, perfect for when Archer needs to tell you that your friend / boss is a creep. Cheaper Alternative: 99 Cent Fresh (388 6th ave). Best dollar slices in the city.
@wilfieandnell / Via Instagram: @wilfieandnell

Comfortable and cozy spot, perfect for when Archer needs to tell you that your friend / boss is a creep.

Cheaper Alternative: 99 Cent Fresh (388 6th ave). Best dollar slices in the city.

Nitecap (151 Rivington St., Manhattan)

Ideal location to have high-end cocktails and a heart-to-heart with your super tall friend.  Cheaper Alternative: 99 Cents Fresh Pizza (71 2nd Ave., Manhattan). You can't have your fancy conversation over dollar slices?
@nitecapnyc / Via Instagram: @nitecapnyc

Ideal location to have high-end cocktails and a heart-to-heart with your super tall friend.

Cheaper Alternative: 99 Cents Fresh Pizza (71 2nd Ave., Manhattan). You can't have your fancy conversation over dollar slices?

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