Looks like Archie and Valerie are having a little "secret" romance. Over teeny tiny pieces of pizza, naturally.
I've watched this 20 times today. And counting.
Angela Chase and Jordan Catalano, together again!
Had to add the Emperor's weird monologue in Return Of The Jedi
There's plenty of blood, but none of it's bad!
They think it's a fetus... but of what??
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