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Which Quintessential Littleton Thing Are You?

Where do you fit in the rich culture of this Suburban Northern Central Massachusetts haven?

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  1. It’s 10 O’ Clock on a Friday Night. Got any plans?

    just relatable girl things
    Getting a drink at Chip Shots Sports Pub, Grille, and Golf Simulator
    Via golf is life
    Getting a drink at Chip Shots Sports Pub, Grille, and Golf Simulator
    Via golf is life
    Margaritas with Karen at The Tiki Bar, which is inexplicably located at the Nashoba Valley Ski Area
    Via lay off the tequila, karen
    Margaritas with Karen at The Tiki Bar, which is inexplicably located at the Nashoba Valley Ski Area
    Via lay off the tequila, karen
    Walking my dog - I’ll be wearing my reflective vest, of course.
    Via ;)
    Walking my dog - I’ll be wearing my reflective vest, of course.
    Via ;)
    10 O’Clock?? Sleeping, of course!
    Via my pillow.com
    10 O’Clock?? Sleeping, of course!
    Via my pillow.com
    Smoking up at Castle in the Trees Playground
    Via there is a castle on a cloud
    Smoking up at Castle in the Trees Playground
    Via there is a castle on a cloud
    Staying in and watching Littleton Community Television! (LCTV)
    Via LCTV
    Staying in and watching Littleton Community Television! (LCTV)
    Via LCTV
    Getting alcohol poisoning in a basement or a barn
    Via is this what teens do?
    Getting alcohol poisoning in a basement or a barn
    Via is this what teens do?
    Driving aimlessly in circles
    Via shut up and drive, drive, drive
    Driving aimlessly in circles
    Via shut up and drive, drive, drive
    Friday Night is Football Night! Gooooo Tigers (2013 MIAA Division 6 State Football Champs)
    Via touchdown
    Friday Night is Football Night! Gooooo Tigers (2013 MIAA Division 6 State Football Champs)
    Via touchdown
  2. Where are you working this summer?

    how old do you have to be to telecommute
    Camp Tahattawan
    Via shut up & form a single file line
    Camp Tahattawan
    Via shut up & form a single file line
    The Vinyl Vault
    Via is it a real vault? no one knows
    The Vinyl Vault
    Via is it a real vault? no one knows
    The Paper Store
    Via no comment
    The Paper Store
    Via no comment
    Market Basket
    Via Mah-ket Bas-get
    Market Basket
    Via Mah-ket Bas-get
    Long Lake
    Via the best spot in town to get a sinus infection!!
    Long Lake
    Via the best spot in town to get a sinus infection!!
    Springbrook Farm (technically a farm, primarily an upscale faux-vintage store)
    Via she may be bad, but she's beautiful
    Springbrook Farm (technically a farm, primarily an upscale faux-vintage store)
    Via she may be bad, but she's beautiful
    Menchies
    Via 'gurt me up
    Menchies
    Via 'gurt me up
    One of 4 Dunkin Donuts Locations
    Via why are there 4
    One of 4 Dunkin Donuts Locations
    Via why are there 4
    Something else!
    Via yes this is clip art of a robber baron
    Something else!
    Via yes this is clip art of a robber baron
  3. Describe your favourite Littleton High School Teacher!

    an apple a day keeps the children away
    Libertarian Conspiracy Theorist teaching Graphic Design
    Via alex jones is bae
    Libertarian Conspiracy Theorist teaching Graphic Design
    Via alex jones is bae
    English Teacher who hunts his own meat, listens to Lana del Rey, and identifies closely with drones.
    Via born to fly (bc he's a drone)
    English Teacher who hunts his own meat, listens to Lana del Rey, and identifies closely with drones.
    Via born to fly (bc he's a drone)
    Overqualified former professor & queen who didn’t make tenure. Strongly resembles Paul McCartney (in a good way) and is not-so-subtly a dominatrix. Definitely into something involving boots…
    Via Queen B
    Overqualified former professor & queen who didn’t make tenure. Strongly resembles Paul McCartney (in a good way) and is not-so-subtly a dominatrix. Definitely into something involving boots…
    Via Queen B
    Edna Mode but with 40 PhD’s
    Via no capes
    Edna Mode but with 40 PhD’s
    Via no capes
    Sweet Young Man who just wants teens to care about chemistry - and really loves to burn Doritos.
    Via awww
    Sweet Young Man who just wants teens to care about chemistry - and really loves to burn Doritos.
    Via awww
    History Teacher so awesome you’ll resent his infant daughter for dividing his attention away from your class.
    Via sideburns for days, honey
    History Teacher so awesome you’ll resent his infant daughter for dividing his attention away from your class.
    Via sideburns for days, honey
    The Theater Teacher from High School Musical, but she teaches History instead. Sends passive aggressive emails, but they’re for your own good.
    Via sorry mom
    The Theater Teacher from High School Musical, but she teaches History instead. Sends passive aggressive emails, but they’re for your own good.
    Via sorry mom
    Extremely loud Librarian with no boundaries. (low-key she’s your best friend tho)
    Via crazy 4 books
    Extremely loud Librarian with no boundaries. (low-key she’s your best friend tho)
    Via crazy 4 books
    Substitute teacher who ignores lesson plans, plays iPhone poker, and encourages sport-related chaos
    Via he got fired i think
    Substitute teacher who ignores lesson plans, plays iPhone poker, and encourages sport-related chaos
    Via he got fired i think
  4. Which Littleton Bank do you have an account with?

    bank on it
    Middlesex Bank
    Via in the middle of sex
    Middlesex Bank
    Via in the middle of sex
    North Middlesex Bank
    Via rip the best bank
    North Middlesex Bank
    Via rip the best bank
    Main Street Bank (Formerly North Middlesex Bank)
    Via not on main street btw
    Main Street Bank (Formerly North Middlesex Bank)
    Via not on main street btw
    Northern Bank
    Via not to be confused with north middlesex
    Northern Bank
    Via not to be confused with north middlesex
    Enterprise Bank
    Via I'm not enterprising enough to go here
    Enterprise Bank
    Via I'm not enterprising enough to go here
    Citizen’s Bank
    Via are you a citizen? here's a bank
    Citizen’s Bank
    Via are you a citizen? here's a bank
    Bank of America
    Via god bless the usa
    Bank of America
    Via god bless the usa
    Digital Federal Credit Union
    Via only nerds use this bank
    Digital Federal Credit Union
    Via only nerds use this bank
    The ATM inside GW Archer Gas & Convenience
    Via honestly they have great interest rates
    The ATM inside GW Archer Gas & Convenience
    Via honestly they have great interest rates
  5. Which Littleton White Boy do you most identify with?

    nice shorts
    White Boy who’s very enthusiastic about Spanish Class, but opposes immigration reform
    Via did he write despacito?
    White Boy who’s very enthusiastic about Spanish Class, but opposes immigration reform
    Via did he write despacito?
    Teenage student who, for some reason, is the only technical staff member at Littleton High School??
    Via real adults get benefits, lmaoo
    Teenage student who, for some reason, is the only technical staff member at Littleton High School??
    Via real adults get benefits, lmaoo
    Boy who has no varying facial expressions and is going to be an engineer
    Via make him smile
    Boy who has no varying facial expressions and is going to be an engineer
    Via make him smile
    Boy who wants to be Finn from Glee but isn’t good enough at either singing or football
    Via no shade, buddy
    Boy who wants to be Finn from Glee but isn’t good enough at either singing or football
    Via no shade, buddy
    Extremely Loud Son of the Local Dentist
    Via he haunts my nightmares still
    Extremely Loud Son of the Local Dentist
    Via he haunts my nightmares still
    White boy who really wants to be a policeman, and is for some reason already friends with every cop in Littleton
    Via license & registration, please?
    White boy who really wants to be a policeman, and is for some reason already friends with every cop in Littleton
    Via license & registration, please?
    Boy who drinks an entire gallon milk jug full of water throughout the course of a single class (because the game is tonight, obviously)
    Via hydrate or die-drate
    Boy who drinks an entire gallon milk jug full of water throughout the course of a single class (because the game is tonight, obviously)
    Via hydrate or die-drate
    Boy who passionately campaigned for Bernie Sanders, but “doesn’t really buy” the concept of white privilege
    Via fight me
    Boy who passionately campaigned for Bernie Sanders, but “doesn’t really buy” the concept of white privilege
    Via fight me
    Budding serial killer who exclusively wears Abercrombie & Fitch
    Via :(
    Budding serial killer who exclusively wears Abercrombie & Fitch
    Via :(
  6. Which famous 2015-2017 LHS senior prank would you totally pull on your friends?

    gotcha!
    Trip Wire on top of the stairs
    Via a classic!
    Trip Wire on top of the stairs
    Via a classic!
    Crickets in the wiring
    Via chirp chirp
    Crickets in the wiring
    Via chirp chirp
    Beer Pong in the Hallway
    Via it's a sport
    Beer Pong in the Hallway
    Via it's a sport
    Extremely Inappropriate Drawings of Teachers plastered to the walls
    Via yikers
    Extremely Inappropriate Drawings of Teachers plastered to the walls
    Via yikers
    Rotting fish in the ceiling
    Via good one
    Rotting fish in the ceiling
    Via good one
    Poop piñata
    Via to be clear, it was full of real poop
    Poop piñata
    Via to be clear, it was full of real poop
    Massive Poop Pile in Principal’s Parking Spot
    Via where are they getting all this poop
    Massive Poop Pile in Principal’s Parking Spot
    Via where are they getting all this poop
    Fox Urine in the Halls
    Via this one was a little too predictable, tbh
    Fox Urine in the Halls
    Via this one was a little too predictable, tbh
    Vaseline EVERYWHERE
    Via this one was actually sponsored
    Vaseline EVERYWHERE
    Via this one was actually sponsored

Which Quintessential Littleton Thing Are You?

You got: John "Smallhands" Harrington

Wow! You're the principal of Littleton High School. Your hands may be small, but your grip on discipline is .... well, weak. You're also extremely scared of Bears, teenagers, and assertive women. But hey, you sure love your school! Or at least you love improving standardized test scores across the board, and increasing athletics funding.... Same thing.

John "Smallhands" Harrington
my small pocket
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You got: The Holiday Bazaar

Every December, the people of Littleton gather in the Middle School Gymnasium to buy and sell extremely average homemade goods, to disappoint their family members with in the Yuletide season. Though everyone will be extremely careful to say "Happy Holidays", make no mistake, they're definitely only talking about Christmas. Getting your picture taken with Santa (who will definitely say something vaguely sexually charged), buying a brown mohair scarf from an overzealous Church lady, or giving Sad Teens a little money so they can continue to sing and dance in their little drama club is what you're all about. How Sweet (?)

The Holiday Bazaar
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You got: Coach Mike Lynn

Coach of the Littleton Tigers (2013 MIAA Division 6 State Football Champs) first, High School Gym Teacher second, devoted father third. You're not a guy who reveals what he's thinking very often, but you once a year you will ask for Classic Rock to be played in the cafeteria at Lunch, and you can always be counted on to make 10 minute long sports-specific announcements over the loudspeaker to the whole school at the end of each day in your flat, booming Boston accent. Gee, thanks Coach!

Coach Mike Lynn
bald man stockphotos
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You got: The Council on Aging

They may call you an old lady, but make no mistake - you run this town. Whether you're volunteering at the town thrift store, swing dancing with an old flame, playing a round of bingo with the gals, or taking an Asian Fusion cooking class, you know how to party. This is the life! Oh and yes, you did vote for Trump. Whoopsie!

The Council on Aging
old, but still got it
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You got: The "You Know You're from Littleton MA when..." Facebook Group

Clocking in at a whopping 1,423 members, you're everybody's way of staying in touch with old Littletonians, keeping up to date on town happenings, or promoting your new locally self-published book about your mother, who was a basketball coach. You're chock full of people looking for an exact Ayer-Area phone booth from 1967 (this isn't Ayer, Ed! LOL!), or posting vaguely ominous and unclear poetry about how millennials have ruined the town. Whatever would we do without you??

The "You Know You're from Littleton MA when..." Facebook Group
Our Town by Thornton Wilder
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You got: Acton Toyota of Littleton

You may be called Acton Toyota, but you're definitely located in Littleton. Right in the the center of Littleton. Not in our neighbouring town Acton. You should really change your name. Though your large, monstrous, and ill-placed facility rests on the plot of a precious and now demolished Littleton Landmark, Herpy's Pool & Dairy, you've become something of a town fixture yourself. You can always spot an Acton Toyota employee in a shiny, tight, polyester Polo Shirt crossing the main road (there's no crosswalk!) whenever the traffic is most intense. Those boys will do whatever they have to get to Dunks, and presumably, whatever they have to get you to buy a toyota.

Acton Toyota of Littleton
CAR
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You got: Kimball Farms (not a real farm)

Though technically you're located on the Westford/Littleton Border, there's no way we couldn't include you on our list! Once a humble ice cream stand, you're now a one-stop-shop for ice cream, a driving range, a tethered hot air balloon, bumper boats, bumper cars, mini golf, an arcade, a fish and chips shack, a quaint country store, a zip line, and a large and impressive Corporate Event area (hear that Diane? The perfect spot for your company's next retreat!). You're Middlesex County's best ploy at fooling City Slickers into thinking they're visiting the ol' colonial country, and not suburbs full of.... commuters to the same city. What a family-friendly trickster you are, hee-hee!

Kimball Farms (not a real farm)
the farmer in the dell
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You got: Littleton Sub Shoppe/Pub on the Common

By day: a greasy but popular pizza and sub shoppe (yes, the -pe is essential) within walking distance of the middle school. Overlooking the common, you are a beacon of hope, of all-american sustenance, a reassurance that Littleton still has a grasp on old-timey, mom & pop shop charm. By night: the sleaziest, booziest joint in town, Pub on the Common. The worst of the worst come out to drown their sorrows, and complain to one another about their wives. I actually have no idea. Has anyone ever actually visited this establishment? Why? Where do you park? Who cares?

Littleton Sub Shoppe/Pub on the Common
little shop o' grease
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You got: The Alumni Field Controversy

The year was 2016, when ye olde town of Littleton had to make a choice. A pressing matter had arisen. To build a state of the art, astro-turf football field for like, a max of 20 teen boys to use, to build, to grow, or to use funding for actually important town things. What an impossible decision. I'm betting you can guess who won. Go Tigers! (2013 MIAA Division 6 State Football Champs)

The Alumni Field Controversy
field of dreams
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