We Know When You're Going To Have Kids

You're going to be a proud parent before you know it! Not only do you love kids, you can't wait to play with all your old toys again. Time to start investing in diapers and baby formula — you're clearly headed for the suburbs.

You're pretty close to having a little bundle of joy! You had a pleasant childhood and are ready to pass on your fun-filled experiences to a kid of your own. Kudos to you — parenthood is definitely in your immediate future.

You'll have children, just not anytime soon. You've still got places to see, people to meet, and adventures to seek. Life needs to be lived! When you're a little older you can settle down and start thinking about all the sleep, money, and sanity you'll lose from raising a kid.

You're still enjoying the perks of single life — why ruin that with a couple of kids? You'll have children one day, but those horrific 4 a.m. wake-up calls should be postponed for as long as possible. Test the waters with a plant or a puppy first, then you'll know if you're ready to take the next step.

You really don't need any kids slowing you down right now. Maybe you'll decide it's the right decision somewhere down the line, but what's more important than focusing on yourself? Not much.

Who wants to shell out $250K on a miniature version of themselves anyway? Kids are notoriously ungrateful and literally take up 100% of your free time. Don't be fooled by all the happy parents out there — they'll never have it as good as you have it now.