YOU SHOW 'EM, TOMMY. YouTube courtesy of PopdustLearn how to be just like him at Popdust. With helpful GIFs! We all know the lyrics. sodahead.com But one Pennsylvania high school student got in a TON of trouble for singing them, as Newser reports. Hey, you know what? If there's gonna be a sequester, you might as well make the most of it. (Olivier Douliery/Abaca Press/MCT)Like these irrepressible young gentlemen that Intelligencer found. The networks come up with some pretty terrible ideas for TV shows. uproxx.com But as these 20 pitches gleefully demonstrate, Warming Glow can do even worse. Cheer up, Michael Stipe. YouTube courtesy of The WeekAs this post by The Week shows, when you turn minor-key songs like "Losing My Religion" major, pretty amazing things happen. Former Frenchman Gerard Depardieu sure is having a great time in his new home country of Russia! AP Photo / AP Yeah, he's partying with all kinds of thugs, the International Business Times reports. Aww, it sure is cute to see little kids playing with iPads, isn't it? kennethsays.wordpress.com Well, yeah, until you read the Betabeat story about the 5-year-old who managed to buy a few thousand dollars' worth of apps in ten minutes.