This Halloween Mask Looks Like A Raw Turkey

    It's officially called the "Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask." But "Whimsical Serial Killer Turkey Mask" might be more appropriate.

    The description at the Archie McPhee & Co. product page:

    It could happen, you're cooking a turkey and through series of mishaps it ends up stuck on your head. This mask recreates that experience without the danger of salmonella. Think about wandering out of the kitchen on any holiday with a turkey wedged on your head. The laughter might never stop. This is the mask that every chef needs to bring the house down during big family meals. Latex. Fits most adult heads.

    You can buy this monstrosity here.