The invitation to the first Thanksgiving dinner. - [CollegeHumor]
Why don't we eat turkey eggs? - [Slate]
6 retro ads with accidental sexual innuendos. - [Cracked]
7 colorful alternatives to the nightmare that is Black Friday. - [TheFrisky]
Has Bradley Cooper finally broken through to the A-list? - [Vulture]
Jesus and/or John Lennon and/or some anonymous young woman appeared in a cup of coffee. - [DeathAndTaxes]
And in other beverage news: the cheeseburger cocktail. - [Cosmopolitan]
Two local news anchors quit live on the air on Tuesday. - [DailyMail]
Who is the most popular Thanksgiving dinner guest in America? - [NYPost]