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    Sooty Owl Chicks Are Way Too Fluffy-Tiny To Actually Exist

    The Taronga Zoo in Australia claims to have a pair of sooty owl chicks named Phoenix and Dragon. Are we really supposed to believe that?

    No way are these little cuties real.

    No WAY.

    Too fluffy-tiny! The laws of physics will simply not allow it!

    So what if their keeper Grey Fisher has been taking extra-special care of them to make sure that they grow up healthy and strong?

    That doesn't make them real. TOO FLUFFY-TINY!

    Sorry, little cutie. Not buying it.