1. Right Outside The White House
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The Secret Service would not be amused.
2. On A Hot Air Balloon
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Pro tip: You can launch fireworks into the air from the ground. You do not have to be up in the air to begin with.
3. Under A Thatched Roof
4. At A Golf Tournament
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Fireworks are supposed to be fun, whereas golf is not.
5. At The Movies
6. Near Your Cat
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Cats have enough to worry about as it is.
7. Anywhere Near A Cloned T-Rex
8. At Your Local Public Library
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9. The Sistine Chapel
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They'd like to keep all those fingers, thankyouverymuch.
10. Inside A Pumpkin
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You'll piss off the old guy.
11. Within Accidental Burning Distance Of The Constitution
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We know you're fired up about the Constitution. But you will be in deep bald eagle shit if you set it on fire.
12. Next To The World's Largest House Of Cards
13. At A Funeral
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Don't be that guy.
14. In Your Hand
15. On Top Of An iPhone
16. Near A Wooden iPhone Holder Shaped Like A Hand
17. In States Where All Consumer Fireworks Are Illegal, Like Massachusetts...
18. New Jersey...
19. And Delaware
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Now you know something about Delaware!
20. In A Redwood Forest
21. At A Performance Of John Cage's 4'33"
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22. Inside A Fireworks Factory
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Exploding fireworks factories are not even remotely cool in real life.
23. North Korea
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Kim Jong Un would not share your enthusiasm.
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, EVERYONE!
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