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    21 Adult Novelty Costumes Explained

    Confused by all the men's costumes you're seeing in stores and online? This handy key will clue you in to the joke.

    1. "Ring Toss Costume"

    buycostumes.com

    It's a penis.

    2. "Snake Charmer Costume"

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    It's a penis.

    3. "Drillmaster Drill Costume"

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    It's a penis.

    4. "Longuini & Meatballs Costume"

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    It's a penis. And meatballs.

    5. "Fire Extinguisher Costume"

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    It's a penis.

    6. "One Eyed Monster Costume"

    mardigrasoutlet.com

    It's a penis.

    7. "Horny the Clown Costume"

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    It's a terrifying clown penis.

    8. "Hung Like A Horse Costume"

    heavenlyswords.com

    It's a penis.

    9. "Third Leg Costume"

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    It's a penis.

    10. "Funny Salami Costume"

    mrcostumes.com

    It's a penis. Although it actually might just be an oblivious salami.

    11. "Petting Zoo Costume"

    wondercostumes.com

    It's a penis.

    12. "Hard Wear Screwdriver Costume"

    thepartyworks.com

    It's a penis.

    13. "Happy Morning Costume"

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    It's an erect penis.

    14. "Rock Out With Your Cock Out Costume"

    spirithalloween.com

    It's a penis.

    15. "Fun Dip Costume"

    halloweenexpress.com

    It's a penis-hand.

    16. "Genie In The Lamp Costume"

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    It's a penis.

    17. "Crotch Rocket Costume"

    toynk.com

    It's a penis.

    18. "Happy Halloweenie Penis Costume"

    fantasytoyland.com

    Unknown. Too subtle. We'll get back to you on this one.

    19. "Biggest Show On Earth Costume"

    amazon.com

    It's a penis.

    20. "Banana Flasher Costume"

    halloweenexpress.com

    It's a penis.

    21. "Having Sex Costume"

    costumeshopper.com

    It's probably as close as you're gonna get if you're wearing any of these other costumes.

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