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21 Adult Novelty Costumes Explained

Confused by all the men's costumes you're seeing in stores and online? This handy key will clue you in to the joke.

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1. "Ring Toss Costume"

It's a penis.
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It's a penis.

2. "Snake Charmer Costume"

It's a penis.
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It's a penis.

3. "Drillmaster Drill Costume"

It's a penis.
costumeshopper.com

It's a penis.

4. "Longuini & Meatballs Costume"

It's a penis. And meatballs.
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It's a penis. And meatballs.

5. "Fire Extinguisher Costume"

It's a penis.
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It's a penis.

6. "One Eyed Monster Costume"

It's a penis.
mardigrasoutlet.com

It's a penis.

7. "Horny the Clown Costume"

It's a terrifying clown penis.
costumekingdom.com

It's a terrifying clown penis.

8. "Hung Like A Horse Costume"

It's a penis.
heavenlyswords.com

It's a penis.

9. "Third Leg Costume"

It's a penis.
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It's a penis.

10. "Funny Salami Costume"

It's a penis. Although it actually might just be an oblivious salami.
mrcostumes.com

It's a penis. Although it actually might just be an oblivious salami.

11. "Petting Zoo Costume"

It's a penis.
wondercostumes.com

It's a penis.

12. "Hard Wear Screwdriver Costume"

It's a penis.
thepartyworks.com

It's a penis.

13. "Happy Morning Costume"

It's an erect penis.
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It's an erect penis.

14. "Rock Out With Your Cock Out Costume"

It's a penis.
spirithalloween.com

It's a penis.

15. "Fun Dip Costume"

It's a penis-hand.
halloweenexpress.com

It's a penis-hand.

16. "Genie In The Lamp Costume"

It's a penis.
buycostumes.com

It's a penis.

17. "Crotch Rocket Costume"

It's a penis.
toynk.com

It's a penis.

18. "Happy Halloweenie Penis Costume"

Unknown. Too subtle. We'll get back to you on this one.
fantasytoyland.com

Unknown. Too subtle. We'll get back to you on this one.

19. "Biggest Show On Earth Costume"

It's a penis.
amazon.com

It's a penis.

20. "Banana Flasher Costume"

It's a penis.
halloweenexpress.com

It's a penis.

21. "Having Sex Costume"

It's probably as close as you're gonna get if you're wearing any of these other costumes.
costumeshopper.com

It's probably as close as you're gonna get if you're wearing any of these other costumes.

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