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11 Other Things You Can Do With The Power Glove

The Power Glove is so bad. I love it. But did you know that it isn't just for controlling video games really, really well?

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Sure, you can do this with the Power Glove.

And if you happen to keep your Nintendo in a strangely lit, oddly foggy abandoned warehouse, you can do this too.

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BUT THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER STUFF YOU CAN DO TOO: BECAUSE DON'T FORGET, THE POWER GLOVE IS

1. You can use the Power Glove to help you learn

2. or lead.

3. You can use it to touch up an old photo,

4. improve your skin,

5. or punish yourself for having impure thoughts about Zelda.

(You perv.)
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(You perv.)

6. You can use it to protect your friends from the paparazzi.

7. You can use it to complete your look

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8. or just to help you pose demurely.

9. You can also use it to threaten Fred Savage's manhood

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10. or to romance a young lady.

11. You can even use the Power Glove to ponder the ineffable mystery of free will.

IT. DOES. EVERYTHING.

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