10 Ordinary Things That Will Always Conjure 'Seinfeld' Lead The Evening Links

Plus a capybara who adopted puppies, the guy who wants to replace food, and the most intense recruiting letter in the world.

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If you're like most of the world, Seinfeld has permanently shaped your brain. Vulture can prove it.

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This is a capybara who adopted a litter of orphaned dachshund puppies. Get the whole story at Dogster if you aren't worried about melting.

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Did you watch Ghost Writer growing up? You know how you never found out the ghost's story? Well now it's out there, and it's a lot more serious than you might have thought.

Imagine never eating another meal in your life. Meet Rob Rhinehart, the man who wants to replace food, at VICE.

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Coaches are often pretty intense people. But this NC State football recruiter takes things to another level, as Lost Lettermen points out.

Reports of penis-snatching are on the rise in a remote Central African village. PENIS-SNATCHING. (Hey, ask the Daily Mail.)

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The era of the smartphone has given us a lot. But as The Atlantic points out, we've lost something very primal: We can't hang up on each other anymore.