Response to 21 Times Tumblr Got Too Real About Kylo Ren:
Omg I’m so happy I saw this because when I watched it in a crowded theater I was the only one laughing nearly the entire time. I mean, forget how much of disappointment Kylie Minogue Ren was! I literally knew exactly what was going to happen in every single scene down to the last costume. I went with my nephew, and the poor thing was like, oh no the pilot died! And I said, no hon the Laws of Hollywood states that the hot guy character introduced in the beginning will not die unless it’s a horror movie. He didn’t believe me. I had complete confidence in Disney’s allegiance to the Laws of Hollywood. Sure enough, Disney resurrected our dearly beloved partial-Luke parody.