1. No problem! I'll just be skipping breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next few weeks.

When you've been to every single local event and your friends still try to convince you to buy that EDC ticket. Sometimes you just gotta empty your bank account #noregrets
2. 'Member the time David Guetta tripped out on stage?
Who doesn't love David Guetta? His music is great and if the man needs to indulge in some substances... P.S. mute the video and play your own music for the best time of your life
3. Who says you can't dance in line?

The feeling you get when you are waiting in line and you suddenly hear your favourite song being played - JUST DANCE
4. "Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you"
OH MY G😬D RT @HarambeActivity: So baby pull me closer like the kid in your enclosure
The internet's favourite dead gorilla has even invaded the EDM scene and some pretty hilarious memes have come out of it
5. "Man, trance is great but I prefer deep future chill trap & bass, ya know?"

Electronic dance music is a gigantic genre with many, many different subgenres. I'm sure you already know what your jam is
6. Just add some pineapple juice and make it tropical...

Shout out to all the punny EDM lovers out there. This is for y'all
7. Who is this "ID"? Are they any good?

Don't you hate it when you're listening to a great set with songs you love but when you check the tracklist the only things that show are "IDs"
8. "C'mon, we're gonna miss our song!"

Just grabbing water, they said. Will be right back, they said. Text you later, they said.
9. Sometimes you just need to self-promote.

Although I would not use Tinder as a means of promotion... sometimes as an aspiring DJ you need to resort to desperate measures.
10. Sigh last one before I go get water

We all know that feeling of arm sore and pain that occurs by the end of a great night. We also know that when the DJ tells you to put your hands up, you freakin' do it.