1. 1. U-Hauling
The act of two lesbians shacking up prematurely.
Q: What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A: A U-Haul
2. 2. Gold Star
A lesbian who has never slept with a man. In other words, the Eagle Scout, the gold standard… the gayest of the gay.
3. 3. Chapstick Lesbian
Somewhere between a lipstick lesbian and a soft butch. Not into makeup, but always has that Burt’s Bees on hand.
4. 4. Deb
Short for Debbie Downer, this is someone who always brings drama wherever she goes. A Deb always rains on your lesbian parade.
5. 5. Hasbian
A former lesbian who now identifies as heterosexual.
6. 6. LUG
Short for Lesbian Until Graduation. More frequently than not, a student at a liberal arts or an all-girls college who lives a gay life all four years, only to be found straight and married post grad.
7. 7. Celesbian
A famous celebrity who is a lesbian and popular in the LGBT community.
8. 8. Boi
Biologically female but has a boyish appearance or presentation. She was a skater boi, she said see you later, boi.
9. 9. Gaybie
A child of a gay couple. Sometimes used to describe a young teenage lesbian or someone fresh out of the closet.
10. 10. Power Lesbian
A lesbian in a position of power. She likely has lots of money, connections and rocks a pants suit.
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