How To Leave Your Lover According To Paul Simon And Told By Cats

The song title – 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover – is slightly misleading as only five ways are actually mentioned.

1. You just slip out the back, Jack

2. Make a new plan, Stan

3. You don’t need to be coy, Roy, Just listen to me

4. Hop on the bus, Gus, You don’t need to discuss much

5. Just drop off the key, Lee, And get yourself free

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