So, it's Monday again. You're back to the office, dressed in black to mourn the occasion, but still fierce because DUH. You're always fierce.
Well, if you need a little extra help getting through this work week, do not fear because Pop Goddess, Red Vine enthusiast, and unapologetic Twitter diva Cher is here to save the day – 160 characters at a time.
I'm telling you right now: SHE GETS IT. I mean c'mon! We've definitely all had this thought at some point on a Monday morning...
Things get busy and sometimes you just don't have time to meet everyone's needs. Again, SHE GETS IT.
You've got places to go, people to see, lessons to teach...
...and a CANTALOUPE BUTT to maintain! These are serious commitments people!!!
Fortunately, if all of your obligations cause you to run late, you can always use that butt as an excuse.
And another hot tip from Cher's playbook: Any bad day can be conquered with a Swarovski G-String.
But if the day still gets you down, Cher is always there to remind you just how special you are.
And to hit you with this harsh dose of reality...
But not too much reality! After all...
So, stop your crying and Save Up All Your Tears. There's really no excuse why you can't make it to Friday with this wealth of wisdom at your disposal!
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