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    14 Very Real Feminist Facts

    The truth needs to be told.

    This afternoon, the #FeministFacts hashtag enlightened Twitter users with very real facts about feminism.

    Here are the best ones.

    1.

    @PennyRed Every time a woman wears trousers her chances of catching feminism increase by 5% #feministfacts

    Kari Sperring@KariSperring

    @PennyRed Every time a woman wears trousers her chances of catching feminism increase by 5% #feministfacts

    4:42 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2.

    You achieve enlightenment as a feminist when you completely cease to be affected by the existence of men. #feministfacts

    who needs words@mareinna

    You achieve enlightenment as a feminist when you completely cease to be affected by the existence of men. #feministfacts

    4:44 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3.

    Feminists fly south in the winter, each flock in the shape of a vulva. Should the vulva shadow fall on you, death is certain #feministfacts

    Ric Crossman@SquidFromSpace

    Feminists fly south in the winter, each flock in the shape of a vulva. Should the vulva shadow fall on you, death is certain #feministfacts

    5:06 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4.

    Feminists attack in waves - 1st wave, 2nd wave, 3rd wave - like the aliens in Space Invaders. #feministfacts

    Damien Walter@damiengwalter

    Feminists attack in waves - 1st wave, 2nd wave, 3rd wave - like the aliens in Space Invaders. #feministfacts

    4:32 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5.

    Feminists constantly grow new teeth, to replace the ones they lose shredding the tough flesh of their victims. #FeministFacts

    Charlotte Moore@cavaticat

    Feminists constantly grow new teeth, to replace the ones they lose shredding the tough flesh of their victims. #FeministFacts

    5:17 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6.

    Feminists don't actually have blood like yours. Theirs is 30% spite, 25% vodka, 5% gasoline and 40% male tears. #feministfacts

    internet heartthrob@baronetess

    Feminists don't actually have blood like yours. Theirs is 30% spite, 25% vodka, 5% gasoline and 40% male tears. #feministfacts

    5:03 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7.

    if you don't move, feminists can't see you. #feministfacts

    lucyswope@lucyswope

    if you don't move, feminists can't see you. #feministfacts

    4:54 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8.

    Every 28 days, feminists receive a telepathic message from Beyonce. I have no idea what it is, but it seems to make them mad. #feministfacts

    Wolfie J. Sugarbear@JaradDewing

    Every 28 days, feminists receive a telepathic message from Beyonce. I have no idea what it is, but it seems to make them mad. #feministfacts

    4:38 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9.

    @RayMcGrath @PennyRed it's feminists who hide your sock. #feministfacts

    Rick Walton@bowlingatvinny

    @RayMcGrath @PennyRed it's feminists who hide your sock.

    #feministfacts

    4:37 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10.

    Male feminists must make voyage through all of a castle’s secret passageways before being bestowed the Coveted Cookie™ #feministfacts

    Faruk Ate?@KuraFire

    Male feminists must make voyage through all of a castle’s secret passageways before being bestowed the Coveted Cookie™ #feministfacts

    4:35 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11.

    Feminists have amazing kegel muscles that they can use to crush the patriarchy #feministfacts

    Carli Velocci@revierypone

    Feminists have amazing kegel muscles that they can use to crush the patriarchy #feministfacts

    4:29 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12.

    #feministfacts did you know that »male gaze« is actually code for when feminists kill mortal enemies with their laser eyes? pew pew!

    anne wizorek@marthadear

    #feministfacts did you know that »male gaze« is actually code for when feminists kill mortal enemies with their laser eyes? pew pew!

    5:24 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13.

    Whenever your headphone wires are inexplicably tangled in your pockets, feminists did it so can't listen to robin thick. #feministfacts

    Ailis@19goingon40

    Whenever your headphone wires are inexplicably tangled in your pockets, feminists did it so can't listen to robin thick. #feministfacts

    5:15 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14.

    If you awake at midnight and the wolf howls outside your door and the raven croaks, that chill means a feminist is near #feministfacts

    K. A. Laity@katelaity

    If you awake at midnight and the wolf howls outside your door and the raven croaks, that chill means a feminist is near #feministfacts

    5:02 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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