This afternoon, the #FeministFacts hashtag enlightened Twitter users with very real facts about feminism.
Here are the best ones.
1.
@PennyRed Every time a woman wears trousers her chances of catching feminism increase by 5% #feministfacts
Kari Sperring@KariSperringFollow
@PennyRed Every time a woman wears trousers her chances of catching feminism increase by 5% #feministfacts
4:42 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
2.
You achieve enlightenment as a feminist when you completely cease to be affected by the existence of men. #feministfacts
who needs words@mareinnaFollow
You achieve enlightenment as a feminist when you completely cease to be affected by the existence of men. #feministfacts
4:44 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
3.
Feminists fly south in the winter, each flock in the shape of a vulva. Should the vulva shadow fall on you, death is certain #feministfacts
Ric Crossman@SquidFromSpaceFollow
Feminists fly south in the winter, each flock in the shape of a vulva. Should the vulva shadow fall on you, death is certain #feministfacts
5:06 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
4.
Feminists attack in waves - 1st wave, 2nd wave, 3rd wave - like the aliens in Space Invaders. #feministfacts
Damien Walter@damiengwalterFollow
Feminists attack in waves - 1st wave, 2nd wave, 3rd wave - like the aliens in Space Invaders. #feministfacts
4:32 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
5.
Feminists constantly grow new teeth, to replace the ones they lose shredding the tough flesh of their victims. #FeministFacts
Charlotte Moore@cavaticatFollow
Feminists constantly grow new teeth, to replace the ones they lose shredding the tough flesh of their victims. #FeministFacts
5:17 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
6.
Feminists don't actually have blood like yours. Theirs is 30% spite, 25% vodka, 5% gasoline and 40% male tears. #feministfacts
internet heartthrob@baronetessFollow
Feminists don't actually have blood like yours. Theirs is 30% spite, 25% vodka, 5% gasoline and 40% male tears. #feministfacts
5:03 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
7.
if you don't move, feminists can't see you. #feministfacts
lucyswope@lucyswopeFollow
if you don't move, feminists can't see you. #feministfacts
4:54 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
8.
Every 28 days, feminists receive a telepathic message from Beyonce. I have no idea what it is, but it seems to make them mad. #feministfacts
Wolfie J. Sugarbear@JaradDewingFollow
Every 28 days, feminists receive a telepathic message from Beyonce. I have no idea what it is, but it seems to make them mad. #feministfacts
4:38 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
9.
@RayMcGrath @PennyRed it's feminists who hide your sock. #feministfacts
Rick Walton@bowlingatvinnyFollow
@RayMcGrath @PennyRed it's feminists who hide your sock.
#feministfacts
4:37 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
10.
Male feminists must make voyage through all of a castle’s secret passageways before being bestowed the Coveted Cookie™ #feministfacts
Faruk Ate?@KuraFireFollow
Male feminists must make voyage through all of a castle’s secret passageways before being bestowed the Coveted Cookie™ #feministfacts
4:35 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
11.
Feminists have amazing kegel muscles that they can use to crush the patriarchy #feministfacts
Carli Velocci@revieryponeFollow
Feminists have amazing kegel muscles that they can use to crush the patriarchy #feministfacts
4:29 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
12.
#feministfacts did you know that »male gaze« is actually code for when feminists kill mortal enemies with their laser eyes? pew pew!
anne wizorek@marthadearFollow
#feministfacts did you know that »male gaze« is actually code for when feminists kill mortal enemies with their laser eyes? pew pew!
5:24 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
13.
Whenever your headphone wires are inexplicably tangled in your pockets, feminists did it so can't listen to robin thick. #feministfacts
Ailis@19goingon40Follow
Whenever your headphone wires are inexplicably tangled in your pockets, feminists did it so can't listen to robin thick. #feministfacts
5:15 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
14.
If you awake at midnight and the wolf howls outside your door and the raven croaks, that chill means a feminist is near #feministfacts
K. A. Laity@katelaityFollow
If you awake at midnight and the wolf howls outside your door and the raven croaks, that chill means a feminist is near #feministfacts
5:02 PM - 24 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
